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If I were to open an ice cream shop, I’d call it Love Handles. The necessity for, and consequently the skill of, memorization has disappeared. Vichy Catalan reigns supreme in the pantheon of mineral waters. Militaries always cop that prime real estate. We need fewer opinions, more conviction, but fewer opinions. How did the English language devolve into lol and 💯%? You learn everything about a person by how they load the dishwasher. Deephouse is dead. The Sonos paradox of prevalence but clunkiness defies logic. Wtf is logic anyway? Fridge pickers have big knickers. Why does the word Wednesday have a D in it? Compounding interest remains undefeated. How does a flush Amazon Prime create such weak proprietary content? A well-curated newsletter stack beats most daily newspapers. Most Western social (non)problems would dissipate if everyone walked 10,000 steps daily. Attitude is altitude. You can’t kiss your LLM, no matter how much it puts out. Punctuality is underappreciated. My middle school wardrobe is ironically peak trend rn. I challenge you to find three better minutes of television than Mad Men’s Kodak carousel pitch. Do you make better decisions when you are standing or sitting? We face a deficit of wonder these days. Insults increasingly land harder than compliments. As Sade said, move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy. Borrowing the batteries out of someone else’s television remote is a lost art. Revenge is bittersweet, no matter how bad you want it… just ask Edmond Dantes. The formulaic success of Friends was an endless series of side missions with your squad. LinkedIn is a dumb network. Stand straight, fix your back, it is vital for this playful life. The craft of the digital dig is my musical supernova. The beauty of being a wild gardener is that growth happens without constant intervention… so they say. Making group restaurant bookings by phone in foreign languages doesn’t get enough credit. Pickleball has outlived its shelf life. So has IQOS. What will be the Radio Flyer or Game Boy of tomorrow? Being a social human being means you live inside a circle of acceptable behavior and thoughts; sublime lies just outside that circle. Be nice, nice like Jerry Rice. My toddler nephews and I are increasingly dressing alike… flaw or flow? Keep cash alive. There is a surplus of vibe creators out there, most unearned. How much must I learn to arrive at shibumi? SNL is on fiyaa lately. You gotta get comfortable being paradoxical. Over-scripted days kill the poetry of serendipity. Datamaxxing’s congruence with the return to all things analog is a space worth watching. Don’t put down roots in bad earth. Never underestimate the power of a properly placed swear word. Whoop whoop, there it is.